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WordPress maintenance for agencies and freelancers

We find what’s eating your WordPress site.

Then we fix it, put it under glass and keep watching. Scroll to watch it happen to one site.

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A letter from bakery-shop.example.

“Our site is acting strange. Can you look, please?”

Onto the slide.

Clipped on the slide, the lamp on, the right lens turned in.

Into the eyepiece.

Down the tube, until the slide comes into focus.

Closer, power by power.

  1. ×40 · the site

    First the whole site: is it up, and answering?

  2. ×400 · the pages

    Every plugin, theme and version, on one record.

  3. ×4,000 · the code

    Down to the files: anything changed, anything new.

  4. ×40,000 · the server

    And the server under it, logs and all.

Five bugs, at work.

  1. cutting the site off

    Cut off? You hear the moment it stops answering.

  2. a file nobody uploaded

    A file nobody uploaded, flagged for a person to look at.

  3. trying every key

    Key after key, turned away at the door.

  4. prising Crumbform open

    Crumbform updated from one screen, rolled back if it breaks.

  5. sneaking in a bad update

    A bad update that rolls itself back.

Back out, fast.

The whole site again, with the bugs still on it.

Shake it. Mend it.

The bugs let go. The bad update rolls back. The lost post comes home.

Updates that undo themselvesBackups, restored by the pieceSecurity scanning and a firewall

Under the lab’s glass.

Watched, backed up, guarded. The bugs can only knock.

Uptime, watchedBackups, restored by the pieceSecurity scanning and a firewall

Stamped SECURED.

bakery-shop.example, looked after by the lab.

Meanwhile, in the bugs’ basement

Bug News at Night

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What was said

  1. The Chair:Order! Emergency meeting of the night bugs. Telly on.
  2. The anchor, on TV:Good evening. Top story tonight: WardiumLab.
  3. The Panicker:€9.99 a site. A month. That can’t be true.
  4. The Hider:That’s my file! I hid it in uploads. They found it. Flagged it for a person!
  5. The Chair:I tried key after key. The door just stopped opening.
  6. The Saboteur:That’s my update! It rolled itself back. By itself!
  7. The Hider:And if we do break something, they take back the one file. The ONE file.
  8. The Panicker:Nine ninety-nine…
  9. The anchor, on TV:We go live to the street.
  10. The wire-eater, on TV:I cut one site off. They got an alert. I got fired.
  11. The Saboteur:Wait. That’s our wire-eater!
  12. The wire-eater, on TV:Twelve years in cables. Spare a wire?
  13. The Chair:Where’s the hole? There’s always a hole.
  14. The Saboteur:I checked twice. No holes.
  15. All four:WHAT DO WE DO?
  16. The Hider:Panic?
  17. The Saboteur:We are panicking.
  18. The Panicker:…can’t be true. Nine ninety-nine.
  19. The Chair:We find a site nobody is watching. Quick, before its owner clicks “Get started”.
  20. The anchor, on TV:That was the news. Sleep tight, if you can.

The bakery, its plugin and its bugs are made up. Every fix above is a screen in the product today.